If the so called “top leaders” and wanna-be presidents in our country are literally the best that we have to offer, WHY CAN’T THEY WRITE THEIR OWN DAMN SPEECHES?
What is this Hollywood? Republicans, Democrats, Independents, and everyone else in between…don’t be fooled by people who claim to be so down to earth, but need a publicist to express their thoughts for them. I admit, it is great marketing.
-From the mind of the EgoAssassin
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The Matrix trilogy was recently on television and I was reminded of how out of hand that trilogy got (the first one is fine). Did the writers lose their minds on parts 2 and 3, or were they just off that day? And what’s the deal with this raver nonsense in every facet of “future” life in the Zion society? You’re telling me that people who are being exterminated by machines hundreds of years in the future narrow their style down to rave music and 80’s leotards? Are you kidding me? The acting and story got bad enough, but Matrix two and three peppered on the tight leather and club attire a little too much.
My theory is that the writers are all glo-stick waving morons who actually think that rave music and leather will be around forever. Crummy.
-From the Mind of the EgoAssassin
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Has impressing other people ever brought you actual success, happiness, security, or fulfillment in life? And if so, how? Is life smooth sailing for you now that you’ve wasted energy impressing those around you? And when you impress one group of people, there will always be another group that doesn’t approve of you.
It’s a waste of time. Do what is right, do what you must. Don’t get caught up in popular opinion or what other cool people think you should do. Time to grow up.
-From the mind of the EgoAssassin
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Over 60 people died today in one of the worst car bombings in Baghdad this year, but many people decided to spend time complaining about the “controversy” over gay marriage being made legal in California. People lost their mothers, fathers, children, and loved ones, and we spend our time whining over differences. Ridiculous and minute differences as we always have. It perhaps is time to focus more on the fire in the kitchen rather than the cracks in the basement.
I urge my brothers and sisters to start waking up and seeing what death, destruction, and real oppression is happening and has happened around this earth. Make some positive changes for once and stop whining about every lifestyle choice your neighbor makes. Agenda, agenda, agenda. We may be slowly losing our minds, but it’s never too late to change.
Here is a link to the car bombing story from Iraq today: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,367982,00.html
-From the mind of the EgoAssassin
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Are you sick of being average and always fitting in with the rest of this boring society? Try these tips on for size the next time you’re in public and you’ll be sure to start getting some attention….finally. Oh, and it’s only funny if you do these things with a serious face as if there is nothing wrong.
1. Wear tighty whitey underwear on the outside of your pants (I don’t mean just guys, girls too)
2. When strolling down the street, put a dog harness on a wild rabbit & walk it around town. (make sure you have a dead serious face of course)
3. When pumping gas, jump on the hood of your car and start doing the robot while simultaneously yelling out the amount of gallons that you’ve paid for.
4. When your co-workers ask you a question, just respond by hissing back at them like a cat.
5. Wear a giant watch on your forehead with a sticker of your face on it.
-From the Mind of the EgoAssassin
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The United States of America: Independent, creative, innovative, original, “out of the box”, revolutionary, open to change, and most of all, free to decide. Well that is in most areas indeed, but I’m amazed at how we continue to take only two political parties as serious options when we claim to be the most free nation on the map.
But remember folks, there are no other options that can be taken seriously when it comes to politics. That would go against tradition.
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June 26, 2008