Presidents Are Top Notch

September 4, 2008

If the so called “top leaders” and wanna-be presidents in our country are literally the best that we have to offer, WHY CAN’T THEY WRITE THEIR OWN DAMN SPEECHES?

What is this Hollywood? Republicans, Democrats, Independents, and everyone else in between…don’t be fooled by people who claim to be so down to earth, but need a publicist to express their thoughts for them. I admit, it is great marketing.

-From the mind of the EgoAssassin


10 Reasons to Look For a New Job

July 2, 2008
  1. Your company is experiencing a downward spiral
  2. Your relationship with your manager is damaged beyond repair
  3. Your life situation has changed
  4. Your values are at odds with the corporate culture
  5. You’ve stopped having fun and enjoying your job
  6. Your company is ethically challenged
  7. You have behaved in ways that are considered improper
  8. You’ve burned your bridges with your coworkers
  9. Your stress level is high at work and is affecting your physical/mental health
  10. You are unchallenged…

-This post was taken from a random email we received from a job search engine


I’m Sick of the Phrase “That’s A Good Question”

June 30, 2008

I don’t care how smooth or pleasant it sounds when peppering the term “thats a good question” into a conversation, I think it’s an overused and meaningless slogan. The bottom line is, so what if it is a “good question”. What does that mean anyways? It sounds to me like the filibuster coin phrase of all time that allows the person being asked a question to throw the audience off-guard while they conjure up some bullsh*t answer (or no answer at all except the phrase “that’s a good question” + blahblahblah).

Are we all turning into politicians these days?  Who do we think we’re fooling? I mean, it’s bad enough that we rip each other off in every other aspect of life…do we need to treat each other like children too? This phrase is ridiculous and I’m sick of it.

Next time someone asks a difficult question that you can’t answer, just be honest and say “I don’t know”.

-From the Mind of the EgoAssassin


Are You Really “Too Busy”?

June 27, 2008

too busy cell phone wallstreetI’m sick and tired of hearing the phrase “I’m busy”. This empty slogan seems to be emerging as the new catch phrase to give us a sense of importance or meaning in life. But regardless of your religion, culture, or geographic location, I would argue that this statement is meaningless and simply nonsense. You can add this slogan to the rest of the coin phrases we use to go through the motions in life, exaggerate our importance, and talk without saying anything.

Think about it. What does it actually accomplish to share the fact that you are “busy”. Why is this the ultimate response in every day conversation? Will someone explain what this answer has done for anyone. And my problem with it more than anything is that it is a big lie in the first place. We act like we are forced to be so busy when we are the ones choosing to be busy. Not to mention that we use this as an excuse not to do things that are actually more important in life….like staying in touch with people. Too busy? I say go pound sand. When you die, the world will keep turning….How is that for “too busy”.

-From the Mind of the EgoAssassin


Stop Taking Yourself So Seriously & Just Live

June 25, 2008

I don’t mind going through the motions every now and then, but this daily routine that everyone participates in is simply getting ridiculous. When you stop and think about life and what we really are, it is much less than you think. We make up distractions and silly job descriptions to make ourselves seem so important, but in reality we are extremely small and yes, equally insignificant in the big picture. We take our jobs and our status in society so damn seriously and we follow suit with our arrogant behavior each day. Not to say that we should not aim to be above average people with goals, accomplishments, and positive change. And everyone should know that being significant in life is most rewarding when it’s from those who are closest to us.

I suggest that we spend more time on positive changes and real matters in life, instead of all the fluff. We just buy stock in fluff every damn day! There is too much fluff that we participate in. We dumb down everything by making ourselves “busy” and “important”, but we forget that we are just people. Without the houses, clothing, cars, offices, and latest cell phone, you would be just some poor naked sucker. Back to the cave man days. (that was a joke)

But you should never worry about not having a phone, electricity, or god forbid a vehicle….well not unless a disaster or natural phenomenon strikes, then I’m sure you will be ready to change your life and start the campaign to save humanity.

Maybe you can start now by focusing on the true meaning in life. Don’t keep the blind fold on forever.

-From the Mind of the EgoAssassin


Sheila – Bang Bang

June 25, 2008

French and fabulous music.


Dead Bodies Trumped by Gay Marriage Complaints

June 18, 2008

Over 60 people died today in one of the worst car bombings in Baghdad this year, but many people decided to spend time complaining about the “controversy” over gay marriage being made legal in California. People lost their mothers, fathers, children, and loved ones, and we spend our time whining over differences. Ridiculous and minute differences as we always have. It perhaps is time to focus more on the fire in the kitchen rather than the cracks in the basement.

I urge my brothers and sisters to start waking up and seeing what death, destruction, and real oppression is happening and has happened around this earth. Make some positive changes for once and stop whining about every lifestyle choice your neighbor makes. Agenda, agenda, agenda. We may be slowly losing our minds, but it’s never too late to change.

Here is a link to the car bombing story from Iraq today: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,367982,00.html

-From the mind of the EgoAssassin