October 22, 2008
I recently noticed that politicians and news anchors alike use the word “look” in front of any statement they add into a conversation with the intent of making their opinion sound more valid or correct. This is lame, but I have decided to start using the word “look” before every sentence I speak so that maybe people will think I know what I am talking about. Look, I definitely have all the answers so listen to me.
-From the mind of the Ego Assassin
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September 26, 2008
I’m sick and tired of everyone wasting time whining to each other over every “crisis” that arises on this earth. Does anyone realize how far we’ve come and how much time we waste on whining? Is there anyone reading this who would rather be thrown back into the dark ages, or the times of slavery, or perhaps live in Poland during the year 1939? Do you think these people may have had it worse than you? Does anyone understand the simple reality that this life is often very ugly, difficult, and always full of trials and tribulations? Why do we still sit around and expect everyone to be perfect and expect our ignorant decisions to result in a utopia? Why does it take some major catastrophe to wake us up and stop being complacent for five minutes? Why do we forget that FOREVER, there have been unfortunate souls living amongst us that are in poverty, sickness, war, oppression, and certain death?
It is simple….It’s because we are part of a convenient, ignorant, and selfish culture that praises idiotic things. We forget that all the material things around us are (perhaps fun & great), but for lack of a better word; CONJURED UP! Yes, conjured up. Gold, diamonds, currency, possessions, and so on are things that we prize because we are told to prize them. Yes, they are valuable to us, but what do they actually mean? They mean that we are comfortable being distracted by them instead of being distracted by the realities in life. So think about it, did money create houses, food, water, production, and your society? NO they did not. PEOPLE DID. That is a fact. Objects were simply the currency changing hands that were agreed to have some value or meaning. But the truth is, we could have always made things and prospered, and can always do so, regardless of what object is valued. It is up to us to stop conjuring up nonsense and pretending that we must stop progress simply because someone does not throw money at us. Remember, it is all in our imaginations.
Here is an example:
If I have water, and you have food, we can both benefit from each other, right? However, if we are greedy morons that demand RIDICULOUS amounts for our goods or services (Greed), then neither of us benefit. This is what happens today and every day. Now, on the other token, if we simply use our minds and help each other out…we can all survive, and so on…and so forth and blah blah blah.
So please my fellow human beings, stop complaining, stop sitting on your a**, and go DO SOMETHING for your fellow man for goodness sakes. It is not about right or wrong, it is about either living for something, or believing in man made nonsense for the rest of your life. No one is infallible, no one. Time to wake up.
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September 8, 2008
I know that these historians and archaeologists have made concrete discoveries for several centuries that prove certain historical events, cultures, wars, etc. But am I the only one who gets the feeling that we really don’t know as much about world history as we think we do? I mean, you hear these people rattle of the entire history of the world as if every single book or story is factual. Nonsense. Think about how we argue even about today’s current events and how we bend the truth even in our daily lives or resumes. Be realistic…do you actually think that our perception of history is even close to accurate? Regardless of peoples religion, we can barely even prove our own “facts” about history and we definitely don’t know what tomorrow brings. I think it is time to accept the fact that we know less about the actual details in history than we pretend to.
Educated guesses. We can’t even save our own people from natural disasters and we claim to be “experts” about where life has been and how every people group came about. Arrogant.
-From the mind of the EgoAssassin
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July 18, 2008
It took me a while to come to the realization that another great phrase we like to use in American culture, “be careful”, is in fact pretty meaningless. Think about it, we feed our friends and family this line before they start driving or go on a vacation. But this is insane. It’s just another formality nonsense word to say, like saying “God Bless You” after a sneeze. What a joke.
As if people are all the sudden protected from unknown dangers, simply because they decided to “be careful”. And who the hell tries to NOT be careful when driving, besides morons who can’t drive in the first place.
Meaningless.
- From the Mind of the EgoAssassin
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July 6, 2008
The Matrix trilogy was recently on television and I was reminded of how out of hand that trilogy got (the first one is fine). Did the writers lose their minds on parts 2 and 3, or were they just off that day? And what’s the deal with this raver nonsense in every facet of “future” life in the Zion society? You’re telling me that people who are being exterminated by machines hundreds of years in the future narrow their style down to rave music and 80’s leotards? Are you kidding me? The acting and story got bad enough, but Matrix two and three peppered on the tight leather and club attire a little too much.
My theory is that the writers are all glo-stick waving morons who actually think that rave music and leather will be around forever. Crummy.
-From the Mind of the EgoAssassin
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July 2, 2008
- Your company is experiencing a downward spiral
- Your relationship with your manager is damaged beyond repair
- Your life situation has changed
- Your values are at odds with the corporate culture
- You’ve stopped having fun and enjoying your job
- Your company is ethically challenged
- You have behaved in ways that are considered improper
- You’ve burned your bridges with your coworkers
- Your stress level is high at work and is affecting your physical/mental health
- You are unchallenged…
-This post was taken from a random email we received from a job search engine
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