Are you sick of being average and always fitting in with the rest of this boring society? Try these tips on for size the next time you’re in public and you’ll be sure to start getting some attention….finally. Oh, and it’s only funny if you do these things with a serious face as if there is nothing wrong.
1. Wear tighty whitey underwear on the outside of your pants (I don’t mean just guys, girls too)
2. When strolling down the street, put a dog harness on a wild rabbit & walk it around town. (make sure you have a dead serious face of course)
3. When pumping gas, jump on the hood of your car and start doing the robot while simultaneously yelling out the amount of gallons that you’ve paid for.
4. When your co-workers ask you a question, just respond by hissing back at them like a cat.
5. Wear a giant watch on your forehead with a sticker of your face on it.
-From the Mind of the EgoAssassin
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